In honor of the new campaign of censorship attempts by 2012ers on Yahoo!Answers Astronomy & Space, I’m now forming the ENC, or “Evil NASA Conspiracy”. This is a blatant rip-off of the “EAC” (We do not exist), but what the heck.
I think our slogan will be “In space, nobody can hear you scheme!”. Our goals will be simple: the suppression of any evidence of Planet-X/Nibiru. We should be very successful in this, since the object does not exist.
See? It’s working already! I’ll have to work on my funding proposal to NASA.
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009
BONUS SONNET: On The Evil Nasa Conspiracy
In space, it’s true, no one can hear you scheme
As we now do, ha ha, to keep the truth
Out there where it belongs. This planet meme
About Nibiru should defeat each sleuth
Who thinks he can unearth our evil plan
To make a future for us, should distract
The rabble from our workings, to a man
And keep our dreadful secret well, in fact.
It would not do if ev’rybody knew
That some of us are working toward the day
When humankind strides to the future. Who
Could bear the thought of boundlessness, I say?
Far better to encourage weird-ass fears
That everything will end in a few years.
LOL Kate, thank you!
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lol i new that nasa had an evil twin